Sister Celluloid

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Buster and Fatty Vamp and Camp It Up in THE COOK

The fabulous Fritzi over at Movies Silently is hosting A Shorts Blogathon! You can find all the entries here.

I’m doing Roscoe “Fatty” Arbuckle’s The Cook, co-starring Buster Keaton. But somehow writing about a short felt kind of, well, short. So just like in the movies, here’s a short before the feature: Macys Parade 1930s from British Movietone News:

Do you need a hankie now? Because every time I watch this, I cry. Some of it was shot in 1939—Another Thin Man is playing at the Capitol Theatre and the Tin Man balloon is cruising by—and considering what was going on in the world, you can hardly say it was “a more innocent time.” But it was a simpler, slower time, and maybe a more grateful one, as the country was just coming out of the Depression. The balloons look so sweet and simple and bedraggled (you try being a 125-foot dragon getting squooshed under the elevated subway tracks and see how well you do). And I love the kid at about the halfway mark, furiously chewing his gum and peering through his spyglass. So happy just to be there he can’t stand it.

The 4,000-seat Capitol was the jewel in the Loews crown, where lots of films, including The Wizard of Oz, had their New York premieres. Just behind it you can glimpse the Hollywood Theatre, a fabulous deco movie palace that opened in 1930 to showcase Warner Bros. “talkies.” If ever there were a piece of film I just wanted to jump into, it’s this one. Aw hell, grab your coat and hat—always a hat—and let’s go!

But first, the main feature, The Cook:

Covering The Cook was a dangerous assignment, as it meant I had to watch it again—running the risk of disappearing into the TV, hitting the Play button over and over as work went undone, meals went uneaten, calls went unanswered, and pages flew off the calendar…

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If you first fell in love with Buster Keaton in the films he wrote and directed himself, seeing his early two-reelers with Fatty is a bit like stumbling across old home movies of your Dad as a teenager, goofing around in the basement with his friends. Before he had any real responsibilities. Before anyone was looking.

In his films with Fatty, Buster’s the same as ever, but… different. More relaxed and loosey-goosey—and even more rubbery, if that’s possible. He’s sharing the weight with Arbuckle and Al St. John instead of carrying it all on his own fabulous shoulders, and it shows. The Cook was the last film Buster made before shipping off for France with the Army during World War I, but you’d never know it watching these guys. It not only looks like the most fun anyone ever had making a movie; it pretty much looks like the most fun any humans had, ever.

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The Cook was the eleventh short Buster and Fatty made in less than a year and a half, and even Rogers and Astaire would’ve killed for this kind of rhythm and chemistry. That day in 1917, when these two bumped into each other on a New York street, the movie gods were working overtime.

The setting of the film—like it matters—is a seaside café called The Bull Pup, where Buster is The Pest Waiter and Fatty is The Cook, pulling everything, including the ice cream, out of the same giant, steaming vat. (Honestly, between that and the way he chops food with the same cleaver he almost cuts Buster’s head off with, there’s some serious health-code stuff going on in this dump.)

While Fatty pirouettes around the kitchen, Buster shouts out the dinner orders when he’s not dusting off dowagers or sidling up, without success, to a lady diner. (I love how, in just about every Buster Keaton movie, there’s at least one obviously clinically insane woman who dismisses him with utter boredom, as opposed to, you know, giving him her house key, writing down her address and spelling out the fastest way to get there. But perhaps I’ve said too much.)

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Later, inspired by the exotic dancer performing the floor show, Buster works some snake-dancing into his serving technique, and Fatty responds with riffs on Cleopatra, with sausage links standing in for the asp, and Salome, with a cabbage doubling for John the Baptist’s head. And they don’t do it as slapstick (well, unless you count Buster’s casual backflips); they writhe and slither and vamp like serious artistes. (The very dramatic Theda Bara, who’d just opened in Salome, was not amused…)

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But alas, all great art must end. Soon, The Toughest Guy (St. John) swaggers in and tries to make off with Buster’s girl, The Cashier (Alice Lake). (Watch for the moment when St. John bites the neck off a beer bottle and spits the suds at Buster, who comes close to cracking up.) When all human efforts fail to stop the bully, Luke the Dog takes over, chasing him out the door, up ladders (!) and across rooftops.

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Meanwhile back at the café, Buster, Fatty and two other staffers (Chaplin staple John Rand and Laurel & Hardy regular Bobby Dunn) are grappling with massive plates of spaghetti. Buster wrangles it into a teacup and scissors away the stray bits, Fatty gets his tie into the mix, and one long, elastic strand is strung into a clothesline for the linen napkins…

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Happily fed and with his girl now safe, Buster rounds up Fatty and Alice and heads for Goatland—an amusement park where goats pull the carts carrying the patrons. But once again, The Toughest Guy turns up to menace Alice, sending Luke back into action. And at the fade-out, all is well…

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The slapstick in The Cook is a bit gentler than in some of Buster and Fatty’s other shorts; most of the rough stuff is between St. John and the incredible Luke, who was owned by Fatty and his wife, Minta Durfee. After Minta pulled off an especially harrowing stunt in A Misplaced Foot—hanging by her fingernails from a 300-foot cliff—Mack Sennett told her to drop by director Wilfred Lucas’s house for a “bonus,” which turned out to be a six-week-old pit bull puppy. Feeling she was owed actual cash for putting her life on the line, the actress was annoyed at first—until the pup began teething tenderly on her finger, and the lovefest was on.

A year later, in 1915, Luke (named after Lucas) made his heroic debut in Fatty’s Plucky Pup, rescuing a kidnapped damsel in distress. From then on, he was pretty much a constant presence in Fatty’s films, eventually “signing” a Comique Films contract for $150 a week:

He later freelanced with Buster, doing a memorable turn as “Mad Dog!!” in The Scarecrow:

When Arbuckle and Durfee divorced, Minta got custody, but Fatty got generous visitation rights.

The Cook was considered lost for decades until 1998, when the Norwegian Film Archive found a damaged nitrate print in an unmarked canister along with Arbuckle’s A Reckless Romeo. More footage turned up in the Netherlands in 2002, but the finale has never been found, so the film just sort of abruptly ends. But you can always just hit the Play button over and over again:

9 Comments

  1. So wonderful! Love Arbuckle in this as well. The dance, the asp! Hilarious! And thanks for pointing it out – that fleeting, spontaneous smile of Buster’s that says “hit me in the face with that bottle again” perfectly captures his crazed vaudeville masochism. Is that Coney Island in the final sequence?

    • No, this was shot in Long Beach, California, but they did make “Coney Island” in Coney Island!! 🙂 Thank you for stopping by and taking the time to comment! I’m so glad you liked it!!

      • Thanks for the info! The stunt scenes in this short are impressive. A beautiful setting.

  2. That was fun. I did know the story of Minta and Luke. I have always admired his work. About Roscoe and Buster, “even Rogers and Astaire would’ve killed for this kind of rhythm and chemistry” — that’s a good one.

  3. I am obsessed–and I do mean OBSESSED–with the Comique shorts, and can completely sympathize with the urge to hit “replay” all the live long day. 😀 The Cook is such a treat, especially the dancing sequences! I’ve seen a clip from one of those beach movies that Buster appeared in during the ’60s where he does a few dance moves that look an awful lot like those snakey hand motions he did way back in 1918!

  4. Very nice writeup! I need to revisit the Arbuckle/Keaton shorts on of these days. 🙂

  5. Thanks so much for joining in. Completely agree, there is something so loose and free about the early collaborations of Arbuckle/Keaton/St. John. Just three pals having a grand time with the camera rolling. Marvelous review!

  6. I love the Arbuckle/Keaton collaborations – they’re such talented show-offs, aren’t they?

    Loved the comparison of Keaton to watching old home movies of your dad. True! These films look like they were so much fun to make, as you pointed out. Which makes them even more fun for us!

  7. I think this is my favourite Arbuckle short, there’s just something so magical about it. I’m actually quite sad I came to Keaton chronologically so have never had the enjoyment of catching him goofing around. But saying that, the shorts around this time really are imbued with a sense of fun and whimsy – they didn’t know how Serious and Important making movies could be. That’s not to say any of these are the lesser for it!

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